HUMOUROUS QUOTES

·         "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." —Albert Einstein

·         "The only normal people are the ones that you don't know very well." —Alfred Adler

·         "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." —Berthold Auerbach

·         "Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator." —Robert Orben

·         "What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul." —Yiddish

·         "If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one." —Mark Twain

·         "If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." —Thomas Szasz

·         "A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." —Charles Gordy

·         "If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, don't drag your feet." —Anon.

·         "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."—Oscar Wilde

·         "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." —Oscar Wilde

·         "The harder you fall, the higher you bounce." —Anonymous

·         "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become

superfluous." —Ingrid Bergman

·         "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. When one is on an adventure, he dreams of home." —Anonymous

·         "True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel

wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the

·         understanding that we are all in this together." —Hugh Prather

·         "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." —Albert Einstein

·         "I prefer to be a pessimist; it makes it easier to deal with my inevitable failure." —Film:The McMullen Brothers

·         "My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician.

·         And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" —Harry Truman

·         "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him?" —Alec Guiness

·         "When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened." —Winston Churchill

·         "To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant." —Amos BronsonAlcott

·         "Turn your melodrama into a mellow drama." —Ram Das

·         "A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." —Robert Benchley

·         "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." —Betty Reese

·         "Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." —Butch Hancock, Flatlanders

·         "The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked."

·         "Every time we open our mouths, people can look into our minds."

·         "If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem wonderful at all!" —Michelangelo

·         "Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right." —Henry Ford

·         "Don't be so humble; you're not that great." —Golda Meir, to a visiting diplomat

·         "Years ago, my momma taught me that two wrongs don't make a right - but I soon figured out that three left turns do." —Jim Hightower

·         : "I don't think iPhone brings anything new to the table. It has a great user experience, but that's all." —Manjit Singh, CIO

·         "Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."

·         "Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be overcome first."

·         "I'm going to stop procrastinating ... once I get around to it."

·         "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

·         "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

·         "Never test the depth of the water with both feet."

·         "Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."

·         "If you lend someone $25 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

·         "Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

·         "Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." —Susan Ertz

·         "Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you. They may have different tastes." —George Bernard Shaw

·         "The difference between erotic and kinky is that one uses a feather, the other uses the whole chicken."

·         The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

·         The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

·         The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

·         The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

·         "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." —F. P. Jones

LACK OF SELF- BELIEF

Lack of belief in one’s own abilities is also a common problem in goal-setting. Let’s face it; if you really believed you could achieve your goal, you probably would have done it already! (Unless your goal is a brand new one, of course. But most people set the same goals multiple times before they actually achieve them.)

How can you tell if you don’t have a strong belief in yourself?

Probably the most telling clue is that you’ll hesitate when it comes to taking risks. You may find yourself holding back on something you really want to do, or you might procrastinate on taking the action steps needed to achieve your goals.

In order to achieve any goal, you first need to believe you CAN. This involves much more than hoping or wishing – it requires an unshakable core belief in your own ability to work through challenges, stay committed and do whatever it takes to be successful.

But how do you build such a belief? Most of us are not born with this level of confidence; we have to build it little by little.

The Remedy:

Ironically, the most effective way to build a solid belief in yourself and your capabilities is to simply . . . TAKE ACTION. The more you do something, the more confident you’ll become with it, right?

It’s just like anything else in life. The first time you drove a car you were probably shaky and nervous. The first time you gave a speech you were probably standing in a puddle of sweat. It’s the old “fight or flight” response to a perceived threat – and it’s completely normal! It’s your mind’s way of telling your body that it may be entering a dangerous situation. But if you can keep pushing through that fear, it will eventually go away because you’ll condition yourself to believe that there is truly nothing to fear.

You may also find it helpful to recite some powerful affirmations like these:

“I’ll never know for sure if I can do this until I try.”

“I’m willing to believe that I can handle this challenge.”

“I’m nervous, but I’m going to do it anyway.”

“I grow in confidence with every step I take!”

“With enough practice, everything becomes easy.”

Additionally, you may also want to take a few minutes each day to think about some previous accomplishments. What other activities did you once feel nervous about, but have since mastered? Relive those old fears and feel proud about your ability to overcome them! Remind yourself that you can do the same thing with your current goals

FIFTEEN TIPS TO BE SUCESSFULL IN LIFE

Most people want to be successful in life. There are goals set and then the hard work begins to reach those goals. The question is what is success? Actually, success

can mean different things to different people. For example, a person that owns their own oil changing service for vehicles might set their level of success at servicing 50 cars

a day while someone who loves music might consider success as cutting their own CD. In addition, success does not always have to involve money. Success could be getting

a good grade in a difficult class or learning how to bake the perfect chocolate cake. Success comes in all different shapes and sizes with one common denominator. Success

is important and it takes work to reach. Regardless of what your specific success is, there are ways to surpass your goal. We have put together some  tips that can be used for any

success. These are ways to better yourself as a person, proven methods you can apply to reach success.

1. Realize your Potential

In order to succeed at anything, you need to see that you have the potential to reach your goals. For example, if you want to be a recording artist but have no singing ability, having success in this field is not likely. However, if you love working on cars and have a real talent for fixing engines and transmissions, and to you, success would mean working for NASCAR, you have potential to learn and achieve that success.

2. Don’t Look Back

Everyone has failures or mistakes from the past. To have success, you need to learn from your past and value those difficult lessons but do not every dwell on the past. Simply move forward and make better, more educated decisions from the lessons learned.

3. Dare to Dream

To succeed, you need to have dreams and aspirations. Be honest with yourself as to what you want out of life and what you want to give of your life. Allow your mind to dream and think big.

4. Business Plan

Create a Business Plan as your very first step if you are planning to build a business. Whether you will be searching for investors or not, this plan will be the blueprint to your success. The Business Plan will consist of market trends, financial planning, competitive analysis, exit strategies, marketing and promotional options, everything about your goal. When going before an investor, you will be required to have a Business Plan. This is by far the most important document of all. If your success were something personal, you would not need to create a Business Plan although a project plan would be a good option to allow you to keep track of everything involving your goal.

5. Don’t Give Up

To reach success, you have to persevere. Even Thomas Edison had to learn this. When he was creating the incandescent light bulb, it took him more than 10,000times to get it right. Keep striving even when it becomes challenging.

6. Have an Unstoppable Attitude

You need to have determination. With good intentions, there may be a close friend or family member that feels itwould be better if you focused your attention in another

direction. Uphold your unstoppable attitude, determined to succeed.

7. Stop the Complaining

You might think there is no correlation between complaining and success when in fact there is a connection. When you are spending time complaining about the obstacles you are facing, you are wasting so much time

being negative that you are actually loosing chances to move forward. Instead of thinking of challenges as problems, think of them as opportunities.

8. Focus on Something you Like

To increase your chance of succeeding, you should concentrate your efforts on something you enjoy. When you start out, make a list of everything you find interesting. Then in a second column, write down the skills you have in relation to each of those items. This will help you narrow choices down based on interest and skill, which gets you

started in the right direction for success.

9. Change your Circumstances

You have a choice in life to accept your position or change it. If you choose to plug along in life hoping that something will change for the better, you will not get veryfar. Always remember that when it comes to changing your circumstances, you can – you have that power. As an example, women who are in abusive situations often feel controlled and powerless to get out of the situation. They have the same choice of changing their circumstances as you do. If your circumstances lower the chances of success,

you need to change them.

10. Have a Plan

Even if it is flimsy to begin with, you should construct a plan to include goal, milestones, deliverables such as contracts, business plans, etc., and accomplishments. This will provide you with a visual as to what you are working for, what milestones you have successfully met, and where you need to do better.

11. Accept Responsibility

You need to accept responsibility if you make a bad decision or fall behind in your plan. Let us say that you have set some firm milestones that need to be accomplished in order for you to move to the next step. However, you got tired of working hard and took some time to play, which is fine as long as it does not affect your goals. Now month shave passed and you are way behind schedule. This delay has closed several doors of opportunities. Who is to blame?

12. Be Happy

A positive mind and happy, upbeat attitude will help you succeed. It has been proven in many studies that a person living in a happy state generally gets much further in just about everything they do. This relates to attitude. Just as bad attitude can pull you down, good attitude and a happy, healthy mind will help you meet your objectives.

13. No Shortcuts

An old cliché states, “Anything worth doing is worth doing well.” This should be your motto. When you want to succeed, you cannot afford to take shortcuts. Taking shortcuts

leads to imperfection and inadequacies. Always strive for the best, even if it requires a little more time and effort.

14. Have Courage

Depending on what your specific success is, it may take courage to arrive at your desired destination. For example, if you have a dream of being a writer and to you, that is

success, but according to your long line of family members who have all gone on to be doctors, the only success in their minds is if you follow down the medical path. This means you will have to have courage to stand up for what you believe and desire to do, even if it means disappointing family.

15. Be Excited to Learn

Referring back to the analogy of Edison, when asked about his failures by a young boy, Edison commented, “Young man, I didn’t fail 9,999 times, I discovered 9,999ways not to invent the light bulb.” As you work toward your specific success, always enjoy opportunities to learn, even if it takes longer than you think it should.

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Quotes About Love

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Marilyn


“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.
William W. Purkey

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than dreams

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Elbert Hubbard

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
Martin Luther King Jr., A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches

“We accept the love we think we deserve.
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.
Bob Marley

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
André Gide, Autumn Leaves

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
Elie Wiesel

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.